Just When I Thought I Hated Math

Although one is the magic number,
I just love us two
Two hearts, two minds, brought together by two bodies,
Passionate love-making two the third power,

Everytime I add your lips to mine,
My legs divide, the rate of my heart multiplies,
And I long for your fingers to trace the circumference of my oval,
Now that's geometry!

And when I give you the sine,
To let your body cosine mine,
Our legs intertwined and my spot goes on a tangent,
That's what I call trigonometry!

We are finally ready,
To subtract our outfits,
Multiply our passions,
And start exploring the wonders of 69,
I'll let your love type 4 3 7 7 0
And my love type, 1 4 3 or 8
Because that's how the mirror reflects us,

Two bodies tangled,
Two hearts racing,
Two minds as one,
Love-making two, the third power

And just when I thought I hated math,
You solved all of my problems,
I finally figured it out,
You, are the magic number.